Miscellaneous: Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

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By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Nose Numb - 30/11/2014 20:24 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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By ertyo - 24/12/2016 15:28 - Romania - Oradea

Today, it's Christmas Eve. I was the happiest ever realizing that all the bills are paid, all the presents are bought, all the food is ready, and I still have some money left. This my biggest accomplishment so far as a young adult. Until I realized I don't have a tree. Adulting is hard. FML

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Christmas Chaos

By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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By Mike - 20/12/2017 01:30

Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML

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bn326160 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:37

Better late than never ^^

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:59

We're reading the calendar upside-down, it ends in 5015.

Comments

xwxcrazyloki 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:15

You should have selected overnight. duh.

maryam8869 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:15

and op's name is awesome .. a real cool person :) save it for 2013 ...

flockz 19

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:25

ya who cares about Christmas 2012.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:35

According to the Mayans, we're lucky if we celebrate Christmas in 2012...

downtime 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:57

You mean according to modern day society...The Mayans never specifically stated the end of the world. In fact, they probably never even considered it a possibility.

desireev 17

Friday 6 January 2012 5:37

Yeah.. The Mayans never said the world is going to end. They ACTUALLY said "the world will change as we know it". And that was only within the Mayans. (which at the time only believed they were the only ones alive on the whole planet) Sooo.. It is completely irrelevant to everyone else.

nerpy_derpy_doo 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:34

hmm.. perhaps it's a ninja tree that comes from the planet Treeadone-X and he didnt wanna be seen by too many people so he used his ninja powers to hide wherever he was ordered from until he was sure there were no more christmas gatherings and such... makes sense to me!

djskidd 9

Monday 12 March 2012 5:31

My Ex knew those two charecters in your profile pic... who were they?

Choonie 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:37

Have a late Christmas?

panda_masq 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:45

Damn... Planed that out great didn't you? Lol

fruggie12 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:55

Well in france thee celebrate on the 6th of January so your just in time!

megotswag 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:55

Well at least you'll be ready for Christmas 2012!

Jenmic 14

Friday 6 January 2012 0:14

If you're of the Orthodox religion you got it just in time, I am guessing you aren't though considering why it is submitted. When did you order it, if you waited till Xmas eve YDI. If you ordered it weeks before that sucks. PS I never knew that people ordered Xmas trees online.