Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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rt523 0
thats why you flush. gross.
Rainbow_Monkey 0
Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.
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caffrinn 0
about the cat loving toilets part, uhh my cat`s the same way.. she likes it, for whatever reason. so stfu, stop picking on him :)
MadeOfAwesome 1
Unless you have a beast of a toilet, flush for God's sake. It's not gonna wake anyone up
Red_High_Heels 0
Not gonna lie, that's a pretty stupid thing to do. I totally agree with 22 and 26
BrEnNo1023 5
the only way this situation could have been any worse...was if it was somebody else's waste product. or maybe if it wasn't even your cat, and you were staying at a friend's house. God...so much FML in just one FML D:
sayheyyybabe 0
I understand why you wouldn't flush. I stay at my cousin's often for the holidays and while I love them and their house, one of their toilets is a monster when it flushes. I'm not even joking, it could practically wake up the people in the closest house -- and they don't even have any neighbors. Haha. Anyways, I have a cat who is very affectionate and follows me into the bathroom. If I don't let her in, she often sticks her paws under the door. If I do, she usually waits in the bathtub. It's the cutest thing! However, she too is interested in toilets, and she has almost fallen in because she decided it would be a good idea to stick her paw in. She didn't though, which is a relief. Anyways, you should have at least closed the lid to the toilet. That's what I do when my cat follows me into the bathroom. FYL, though. And F the poor Kitty's L.
jupiterguyy 0
how did the OP deserve this.. he was being thoughtful to not wake up the others (though that turned put to be a bad decision)
kitty33_fml 0
The only reason I think the OP deserves this is because she didn't close the lid. I get the no flushing thing, my bedroom is right next to the bathroom and it's an ass when someone flushes in the middle of the night.
campbellshayla73 0
WTF y don't u flush @ night? ew!
Sophella 0
My kitten managed to fall into the toilet when she was little because she has a fascination with water. She's also managed to fall in the bath a couple of times trying to get close to the water. So its understandable but pretty gross the cat got covered in pee
Kirkebrennern 1
Why the heck didn't you flush?? To not wake the others? Flushing is more important that they're not missing 10 seconds of their sleep!