Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
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Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
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SeeNote 1
Always keep your car keys in the same spot or else things like these happen!
Dblocker 18
I don't think telling the person interviewing you that you lost a game of hide and seek with your keys is a smart thing to do.
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Comments (102)
Dcm210 19
I would think they'll understand and hopefully rechedule your interview.
88vivera 9
Love ur name. But why would they be under ur bed?
CaptainDoorknob 7
Look on the bright side... At least .. Lol jk **** your life.
imcarissa 4
This is totally YDI. And right before a job interview, where is the responsibility preparing for such a big thing? If you tell the interviewer you lost the keys, it's a poor reflection of you.
RagingWill 17
Let's be Optimistic and look at the bright side. At least your car wasn't playing hide and seek.
perdix 31
"Hi, I'm going to be a bit late for my interview. I'm playing a child's game with an inanimate object. Hello? Hello?"
HackerExecute 5
How the **** do car keys end up under a bed?
kristat 14
That's when you show up anyway and pretend that you thought that is the actual time of the interview. Write the date and time that you are arriving on a piece of paper so you can say "See? I have the date and time right here..." They may think you just wrote it down wrong, or best case they'll think they were the ones that told you the wrong time. (Worst case the interviewer is on fml and already saw this...) Bam, problem solved. I know, terrible idea but in the corporate world the biggest scumbag usually wins so why not start early?
answeryourphone 3
who won the game?
MissIconic 8
My little brother takes my keys from my desk sometimes :)