Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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Biglaxboss63 0
That is sort of like locking ur self inside a car with the keys on the outside I saw it on famly guy once
heyred 11
Proof again that advancements in technology are making people more stupid.
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Comments (155)
hamsmum 2
Haha, I have done that before.
mike3775 39
I really am afraid to see how intelligent the next couple generations are going to be growing up in a way where they no longer have to do the simple things like unlock a car, use a key to start a car, etc. Not that technology is a bad thing, but I always get a kick out of my youngest not knowing where the key goes in my vehicle as he has always been driven in my wife's keyless vehicle
makowiec 11
I couldn't agree more :s
Ubehage 32
LOL, seriously... Americans just keeps lowering the bar of stupidity.
MrsUresti 8
Fail
iloveweed69 7
Nice going!
Vrb1981 0
I've done that before. I'm blonde, so I have an excuse, lol
xxenforcerxx 4
can you say dumbass?
uss125 0
It's call a key fob not a clicker
get428 7
Nobody cares, but thanks for your invaluable input that has added nothing to the conversation.
FML_14u2c 14
In all fairness to the OP: I have a Nissan and the FOB is ovular and stays in your pocket all the time. It opens the doors and starts the car wirelessly. You wouldn't think that it opens to reveal an emergency key -- but I asked about the battery running out on the FOB when I purchased my car... Read The F****** Manual, OP... (Totally your fault for not knowing your car.)
MissHayleyJames 7
You said you asked about it instead of reason the manual to your own car. How does that make you any different?
ntd309 14
You must be a woman!