Cars and Transportation: Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 06:05 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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Biglaxboss63 0

Monday 20 February 2012 11:59

That is sort of like locking ur self inside a car with the keys on the outside I saw it on famly guy once

heyred 11

Monday 20 February 2012 12:02

Proof again that advancements in technology are making people more stupid.

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Bryceps 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 9:42

It can't be!

TJSpeed91 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:07

its called a key fob...... and wow that's sad...

dragonslayer573 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:10

#firstworldproblems

farkas420 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:18

Idiot

monkey253100 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:54

once even that didnt work for me and it was raining

Barn312009 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 10:53

Please be blond!!!! Please oh please be blond.... :-/

dishsoap10 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:07

Stupid should hurt.

Marcus88_fml 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:16

Ding fries are done

newburton13 26

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:17

This seems to happen a lot.

Thorzix 23

Wednesday 14 March 2012 9:32

People depends way too much on technology lately. FY dumbness, not your life.

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