Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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Top comments
Biglaxboss63 0
That is sort of like locking ur self inside a car with the keys on the outside I saw it on famly guy once
heyred 11
Proof again that advancements in technology are making people more stupid.
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Comments (155)
choshaki 8
I have done that before no worries OP
Elizabeth198 1
Atleast you learned something today =! Always a plus
tanay97 8
haha
Candyblock 5
How the **** is this an FML? You just made a mistake. Move the **** on.
stormchaser24 24
Thank you.
bjcr8978 0
What next people getting locked out of their house and don't know they need to insert the key into the lock to get in
at_1sexymofo 3
My Caddy doesnt have a key at all, if the fob doesnt work im SOL and ill be making a post on FML
emba_fml 13
I have a feeling this was just to tell everyone you have a caddy.
sinekt 9
"by Anonymous - United States" - of course it's the US. Where else ?
McDonaldsworker 4
I feel your pain OP I remember how retarded I felt when my GF showed me that for my 2003 ford taurus.
JoeLouisBomber 9
Technologie these days, making us forget the true nature of things
Ins0mau 20
How is a key any more "true nature" than a keyless entry system. They're both technologies. Just of different eras.
Pelreskovich 11
Us tech freaks and the burden we carry.. Sigh.. We'll get there, carry on.
Pentium_4 27
YES. can i get a high five?
mattorama 15
This is the problem with people getting too dependent on technology.
Pelreskovich 11
Yes! HIGH FIVE (Borat voice). ..us tech freaks tend to be Sci-Fi freaks and will stop at NOTHING until we are living in the reality of Star Trek.