Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, my classic car that I've put hours of wrench time into burst into flames when I tried to start it. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, my dad brought home a used hunk of junk from someone he knew. It was covered in rust and dents, and the engine was making weird noises. Thinking he was being generous, he said to me, "When you get your license, you'll be driving it!" It then died with a loud bang and black smoke from under the hood. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
Smores anyone?
bamagrl410 31
If he's "not too handy", why didn't you insist he NOT try to fix it? I hope you have some good insurance lol.
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Comments (109)
xVictoriaDreamz 0
I feel all sad inside because what I said was taken down. I feel violated.
Jester7 0
that totally sucks
a_girl_i_know 0
that is funny Op, lol but it sucks. Looks like his attempt to fix the car went up in smoke.
StrictlyMCH 0
clever.
MrsLender_fml 3
ya tozhe!
YoungMoney1492 0
fhl cuz he owes u a new car
Wynton 0
your bf is the best fixer upper **** up in the world you should buy some cheese to make up.....just sayin :|
MoniV6661 0
Cheese. Mmmmmmmm!
Zmeilerr 22
And this, my friends, is why we have mechanics.
reaper13_fml 0
why would u let him try 2 fix your car if he doesnt kno wat da hell his doin
aLAnF_14 0
Hehe funny.
FYLminerocks 7
I hope your love life is the same- in flames. Hot, sweaty, costly, destructive, and smokin.