Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, I got the hiccups while my dad was yelling at me. He then said, “You’d better stop hiccuping or I’m gonna kick your ass!” FML
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
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shaymarie324 4
Sorry to hear that man. It sounds like a gut wrenching situation
cakefete2 31
Should hit him back. You know, "preventive measures" so he doesn't even get the hiccups.
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Comments (46)
kaymo2 21
One of the many reasons why I love not having a brother.
vikky538 29
and that's hhow he got the name hiccup..
sartrow 8
maybe a punch to the head might cure his mental disorder!
hannah_cheers 30
To get rid of hiccups, just get a glass of water, plug your nose, and drink the water as fast as you can until your lungs start screaming for air. It's works 99% of the time.
tony1891 22
next time your brother has a headache. punch him in the head to remedy it. ooops. didn't work
fantasyworld 39
Hold your breath and swallow three times.