poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Check this bad boy out
Today, my brother, a plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Anonymous
Join in the fun
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML
IPicasso
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
lexiibabe
Attleboro, United States
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
btchzloveit
United States
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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gc327072 31
Every piss I make, every shit I take, I'll be texting you.
DocBastard 40
Email filters exist for a reason. Start sending his emails straight to the e-toilet.
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Comments (69)
olpally 33
Everybody poops op... But you shouldn't have to see your own brothers!!! That's ******* disgusting!! *shudders*
perdix 31
I love how the OP uses the word "tradition." It makes me think his children and grandchildren will be sending poop pics to their siblings for years to come. I feel like busting out in the opening number of "Fiddler on the Roof" We keep our heads covered and take shitty photos. Why? I don't know, it's tradition! Yi-de-de-de-de-dum.
PerfasarusRex 3
Nope
cowboyroy 1
That's pretty shitty!
onorexveritas 24
how caring
fernclogger 5
Send him the blue waffle
supportcommand 17
Hopefully it's not her own waffle that is blue.
Lexzus182 9
That sounds disturbing ._.
RentaName 15
At least there is no possible way to send smells through email or text.
outoftown 27
... yet.
xrawritsashleyx 11
if you're a girl send him pictures of your used tampons that just lay in the toilet... hehe. he'll definitely stop after that
lovepandorasaver 11
You should start rating them and post it on the web, oh wait...