poopexperttt
United States
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Check this bad boy out
Today, my brother, a plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Anonymous
Join in the fun
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML
IPicasso
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
lexiibabe
Attleboro, United States
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
btchzloveit
United States
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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gc327072 31
Every piss I make, every shit I take, I'll be texting you.
DocBastard 40
Email filters exist for a reason. Start sending his emails straight to the e-toilet.
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Comments (69)
daizey 4
Oh hell no that's some twisted shit
SApprentice 34
That's fairly unpleasant.
knucckles 1
Put his # on craigslist and put a hot girl pic attached to it. Your welcome.
cartedor 18
If you time it right, next time when he's on the bog, about to take the photo, scream out loud and bang on the door, hopefully scare him to drop his phone into the loo. Good luck
Ihavenogoodname 6
that seems like a *lowers sunglasses* crappy tradition
SpamPam 18
What is it with men and their disgusting obsessional pride with their poop?! Reminds me of a time my little brother (but he was just a kid at the time) shat in his own hand so he could show it to me
shonic 16
send him pictures of your periods, he'll stop
Annies 20
Block him.
metroido 21
Block him. I would’ve blocked him on the FIRST shit pic.