Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML
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Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML
Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML
Today, after watching Shrek, my little brother started collecting his earwax to make it into a candle like Shrek did. I can’t get him to throw it away even after bribing him with bags of candy. FML
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Top comments
Jimster1712 0
At least its better than Hebert the pedophile showing up in his room....
dtbomb 3
O man if the Rock came into my room I would be scared shitless because he is massive
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Comments (311)
skittlesftw1 4
Easy. Let him believe it, and if the next day he says he didn't see him tell him the Rock used the pixie dust to make him forget it.
theeNSP 0
Face palm
bete_noire_fml 7
Not sure what's scarier... Creepy fairy sneaking in my room taking my teeth.... Or the rock doing it.
FollowMe 2
It's just, the Rock isn't scary and it would be pretty cool If he was in your room. It's just not really what you expect. I know I'd be scared shitless if he was the first thing I saw when I woke up with his hand under my pillow wearing wings and all. xD
Debbie_18 9
That's cute though!
CoverBoy 14
Thats what you deserve for lying to little kids.
PYLrulz 17
And yet The Rock rips on John Cena?!?
k34nu 7
....How the hell did it go from the tooth fairy to The Rock?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Uh.. because the Rock was a pussy and decided to do a movie for kids. He was the Tooth Fairy.
jackie232 0
love that movie
Dyehard 9
I don't want to live on this planet anymore..