Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML
Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML
Today, after watching Shrek, my little brother started collecting his earwax to make it into a candle like Shrek did. I can’t get him to throw it away even after bribing him with bags of candy. FML
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Top comments
Jimster1712 0
At least its better than Hebert the pedophile showing up in his room....
dtbomb 3
O man if the Rock came into my room I would be scared shitless because he is massive
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Comments (311)
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
this made me laugh for so long! ^.^
alilmonster 1
Tooth fairy, the rock. Either way he's gonna get a dollar xD
bandkids4life 0
Nice I would love for that to happen.
RainbowPanda1699 0
He'll be asleep, just tell him the rock did visit and give him a dollar.
lillypadd 0
The rock is welcome into my room anytime (;
kaykay20 0
Time for your parents to tell him about the real tooth fairy not the tv version.
wow_whaat 2
Hahahahaha weird but kinda cute :))
shots1996 8
You know, if the rock did show up at least the kid could say he met a celebrity
jessi628 3
How is this a FML? That's actually adorable.
zarago 3
my dad actually knows the rock he comes in every once in a while to eat at the restaurant that he works at so if you want that dream to come true contact me k