Animals: Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained...

By ihatedogs - 22/06/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of my sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. FML

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By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5am to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 14:00

Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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Monday 22 June 2009 12:15

The dogs were on the table, peed on it without you realizing and you guys decided to eat on it anyway? Even if there's water, wouldn't you attempt to clean it up? I don't understand. There's more then a few drops. It's a freaking puddle.

heywood 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:17

...I guess urine for a surprise.

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Lil_Ms_Trble 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:10

EW!!!! with all my love for dogs, why woud anyone place a puppy on the table? unless you're eating on the floor....

hanic101 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:24

Even if it was water that still was gross.

polly87 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:24

EEW. But YDI for eating something that touched ANYTHING ON THE FLOOR. You're an idiot.

polly87 0

Monday 22 June 2009 14:03

Okay I see that it was on the table, not floor. Whatever. That's still disgusting. Pee or no pee.

CourtneeMalakian 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:25

even if it was water WHY would you still eat it? nasty

jncwmnd 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:33

EXACTLY! This is the second FML where some idiot ate something from a table just because they assumed it was still some sort of food. The other one, someone was eating outside and thought there was mayo on the table so she used her finger to wipe it up and lick it off but it was bird poop. Who even does that?!

spoo 24

Monday 22 June 2009 16:33

i think were well beyond #2 :( (bird stuff ~ ice cream, sour cream, dressing etc) Also, a number of things being chocolate... rather not reiterate any of those.

logicalthinker 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:38

Why would you eat something that fell in a puddle of unspecified liquid? Why would no-one clean up a large "spill" on the dining table? Who eats SANDWICHES for dinner? Why would the puppies be on the dinner table, and if they were why would no-one have been watching them?