Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
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Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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everydayisFML 0
YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.
jarofarts 0
it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.
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Comments (178)
eleanor_rigby 0
Probably referring to your boobs.
Muldeezy 0
wack
Scruimpy 0
He was probably referencing your boobs.
HannahKole 0
Haha, Wow. Its probably just your boobs. If anything, maybe you should take it as a compliment!!
takemeaway10 0
If you're happy with your size and he's happy with your size (boobs or otherwise) , I just don't see how this statement is a FML.
Common_Sense 0
Well, if you sleep in it or you have big boobs, then I could understand his concern..
tdawgheath 0
Like everyone's said...boobs...don't be so self conscious idiot.
Nate_87 0
If the OP is a guy, then the OP can go buy the same shirt in his size.
champagnedreams 0
#43! Wow I'm short sighted. I assumed the chic was borrowing the guys' clothing, so I need more info!
champagnedreams 0
Hey, you've got boobs! That's great! Tell him to eat a cheeseburger or something, his chicken wings are poking you!