Intimacy: Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying...

By BARF - 27/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By awkwardgayboi - 11/03/2009 18:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By NotSoSexy - 26/11/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:34

YDI for not knowing your limits

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.

Comments

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:34

YDI for not knowing your limits

ladypatience93 2

Sunday 25 April 2010 5:31

omg she is an idiot

carpediem9_fml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:55

^ this

stargirl14 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:35

you know maybe if you were having real sex like normal people do and not cybersex this wouldnt have happened lol

popoman 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 19:55

No, she would have thrown up all over his penis. Even better!

lucy331 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:42

^^^^^^^ it's the really smart baby with the big eyes again!!!!!!!!! I love u!!!!!!!

CrossEyedSniper1 18

Friday 26 June 2015 22:59

Not everyone has financial abilities to be with loved ones. Plenty of people in this day and age "cyber".

zoomster 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:35

wow you must have a very severe gag reflex.

ffpoisongirl 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

How do you not know your own gag reflex? YDI

jaclynm 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

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pugpuggy 21

Saturday 15 November 2014 18:51

*whispers* it looks like a dick... xD

mylifeisFML56 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

Going past your gag reflex is not hot, and on the other side how far were trying to put your finger, its not that long... once it was in what were you doing putting your whole hand in?