By definatelynotamurderer - 03/03/2015 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML
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I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.

AviKerensky 17

Look at them through narrowed eyes and say, "Want to find out?"

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sorry bro. That would suck.

I wish there was a button for that.

Why was I down voted so much?

You must have a killing impression on them....

Have you considered plastic surgery?

That's quite a bit excessive.

AviKerensky 17

Look at them through narrowed eyes and say, "Want to find out?"

Pretty casual for them to just ask! I wonder what they'd say if you said it was you...

My guess is that they were just kidding around and already knew that it wasn't actually OP.

demonddm 24

well if you plan it properly you know who you can frame.

Just go with it for a little while, make them scared. It could be fun. Don't drag it out for too long though

If you get asked again, you should say "YEAH WANT TO SEE MY KNIFE COLLECTION?"

Ask them to come over and find out

I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.

Ha, I was thinking that too. But seriously, why would someone casually walk up to a potential murderer..?