Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
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Lexia_fml 0
You forgot to say if you're large or not. I'm guessing yes. But YDI it anyway. If you're scared of heights, why the **** would you sit on the EDGE, where you can see the fall clearly?
Katt1 0
Why would you sit on the edge of a roof if you're afraid of heights...?
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Comments (88)
McLaughlane 0
your boyfriend is an asshole. :/
meddude 0
ok, your boyfriend is an asshole. HOWEVER, this is a definite YDI. gutters aren't strong enough to hold a person. you should have known that. even if you didn't know that immediately, you should have known from the unending number of Christmas movies where daddy goes up on the ladder to put up the lights, the ladder falls, daddy holds onto the gutter then falls due to the gutten not holding the weight.
DCvRkey2012 7
Maybe the boyfriend was joking? Ever thought of that?
hella_elyse 0
A. Ok, there's two scenarios, either you're thin and he was trying to make it light so you wouldn't be embarrassed. OR B. You are a little heavier and he really meant that. If it was A. I wouldn't be upset but happy. But if it were B. I'd drop the a**hole
DCvRkey2012 7
Drop the guy for making a comment? Wow. I wonder what other reasons you have for dropping guys!
Empty_Hope 7
OP, no offense, but your boyfriend's a jerk. But in retrospect, the edge of the roof isn't the safest place to be to begin with. :T
starburst_boy 0
First of all, you're an idiot for sitting on the gutter! It would break with a thin person. Secondly, your boyfriend has a good sense of humour and you could learn to take a joke. There's also the possibility that yeah, maybe you should lose some weight.
sallay 0
everyone who called the OP fat are major tools. a little 70 pound kid could bust a gutter! do you people have diamond gutters or something unbreakable? why dont you all go sit on your gutters if you don't think you can break them? :)
kittykatxdd 0
I'm sure he was just trying to lighten up the mood. However if I needed to loose weight, I would expect my boyfriend to tell me. So instead of getting offended get on that bike :P
carkel 0
if you're scared of heights, why climb up to the roof in the first place?
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Your bf is funny!
Niki0308 0
you should've kicked him in the balls and said,"I've been trying to tell you to wear a cup!"