Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
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Top comments
Lexia_fml 0
You forgot to say if you're large or not. I'm guessing yes. But YDI it anyway. If you're scared of heights, why the **** would you sit on the EDGE, where you can see the fall clearly?
Katt1 0
Why would you sit on the edge of a roof if you're afraid of heights...?
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Comments (88)
anniebananie 3
I don't ever feel bad for people who break things because they're fat. Lose weight like the rest of us.
Mwoehaha 0
Some people can eat en do nothing and stay thin, other people can't. Yeah, she could do more efforts to be thinner, but if she's happy with having a BIT more flesh (probably she's not fat-fat), why would she? She *probably* already does a hundred time the efforts you do.
turboawesome88 0
Simple science: use more calories than you take in and your body uses fat as fuel. Most people aren't motivated enough, so it is their fault for being fat.
anniebananie 3
Agreed, #41.
AdamGD 0
The boyfriend was being a bit of a jerk but really, you were being a huge dumbass and it is hard to feel sorry for a dumbass
timbo2468 0
Don't be so fat
regalarius 0
Yeah, gutters break very easily, no one could sit on one without breaking it. Also, your boyfriend is defective, please return and select a replacement.
DCvRkey2012 7
Oh yeah, breakup with the boyfriend after one comment. Yeah, that's real smart. Women...
element01 0
shoulda stayed ur plump ass on the ground. THen you wouldna fell.
dudettedufromage 0
ydi this seems fake...
DCvRkey2012 7
What makes this seem fake? Is it the fact that this situation can happen to anybody?
iSmellNice 2
If you're afraid of heights, why would you sit on the edge of the roof? Sit in the middle, where you have less chance of falling. Better yet, don't even go on the roof. YDI
Shyman4ever 0
Haha owned
Jarlais 0
I'm 90% sure he was joking...
acro_actress95 0
I think you need a better boyfriend. If I were you I'd dump his ass.
DCvRkey2012 7
Women's typical response/ reaction to a MINOR comment that the Boyfriend made.