Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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Top comments
Petey_Piie 1
Now he has truly fallen for you.
YurLyfeSucks 0
Not so cute now, huh
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Comments (167)
xXobnoxiousXx 3
lol so jumping people is cute?
101autie 0
The cutest! :P
Fisahgurl 1
If done properly it is :)
sassypants93 17
It depends on how you jump them... ;)
perdix 31
At least you gave him head . . . . . . trauma.
kingsley_fml 8
This one blows.
Andr913 13
Yeah, you suck.
GoW_Chick 15
It isn't true love unless someone gets hurt *sniffle* this is what it's all about people!
Andr913 13
I guess people didn't like my pun...
harrypotter955 19
I see what you did there
AnagenisisZagus 13
Gee, Andr... I wonder where you got that idea from?
ramirez56743 4
A warning should be better .... Just saying
julialinn 2
Jumping on someone to say goodbye is cute?
phycoM1213 0
Yes it is actually as long as she is skinny (under 160)
sassypants93 17
160 isn't very skinny unless you are really tall.
NateSkye 3
And now its like the movie the vow... Cept reversed rolls..
gloopyone 4
Not unless she's into S&M.
lea3829 7
thats wut u call tough love....
angrymexican 8
That's what I call horrible grammar.
Snafuusmc 12
Well done! Although he should've gotten the idea of you running toward him though.
Calyx_fml 22
Your pic is hilarious!
Snafuusmc 12
Thanks!
Chixken 6
I guess it wasn't cute.
ClassyCommando 13
Douchebags shouldn't comment.