Love: Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober,...

By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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By 21! - 03/07/2012 01:53 - United States - Schenectady

Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML

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The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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Marking territory

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML

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Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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BlackWolfVII 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:07

Well you know what they say about love. It's like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. The situation is only slightly altered.

dickinabox 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:04

That's how you know he loves you!

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Etc80 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:21

#30 - yep, that would be the one where he puked in her box of yearbooks, baby-pics etc... Other than that: Eeeew. And how the hell did it happen TWICE?

Endymion_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:22

Why do so many people, upon reaching the legal drinking age, go out and use their new privilege to excess?

joey_mendo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:23

Yea that sucks. I'm happy I didn't have to deal with that too on my bf birthday yesterday. He got drunk early, fell aslp, woke up at 1 and played wii. But I had to put up with worse other days, like when he threw up in my car >.<

BobSwarley 4

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:25

has this guy never been drunk before? he should know his limit by 21

ello_ello 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:28

he is a freaking genius!! THINK ABOUT THIS GUYS! If she will take care of you this much when you CHOOSE to be an idiot, imagine what a great mother to your horrible asshole children she will be! Thats a keeper. I'd post that on your next profile on a dating site.. says alot about your character

SmittysLife 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 3:20

awesome...just awesome!

lol_seriously 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:29

loooooooooooooooooooool #19

klutzyy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:56

eww

Sage1314 4

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:04

Ha, I remember this one from moderation! See, these are the kinds of stories you don't hear about so much when everyone's been building up alcohol tolerances since age 14 here in the good old UK!

Puolukka 4

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:14

#40 Right! Same goes for Germany...haha. I laughed my ass off when my husband(he's American) told me stories about his and his friends' 21st birthdays...

THTB 3

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:20

Haters wanna hate... Lovers wanna love... I don't even want... None of the above, I want to piss on you... Yes I do, I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you!