Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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chris_mates 18
High five to your boyfriend for a fantastic joke!
I_Like_Boobs 14
sometimes the best way to help accept a tough decision is to laugh about it plus it's a really clever joke so I don't think you should over react
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Comments (132)
mwek3 11
Aaaand que the judgemental comments.... seriously tho, OP, glad u had some support thru such a tough decision.
terri_fran90 18
I feel your pain ... but let him joke.. he'll never understand what it took and did to you, so joking and trying to make light of the situation is the best he can do.
qwert1928 3
Honestly, you should have kept it. That would've made a fantastic dad joke...
navibeast408 3
I bet the baby would have had his great sense of humor.
snowmanIam 8
abortions are for low life's
lovelybones84 1
My baby is the result of the pullout method. I don't think I would have laughed at the joke either.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Good joke but I agree it's not one you'd want him telling everyone- then again, if you really felt that if it wasn't anyone's business that you had an abortion and didn't want people to know about that or hear the joke, then why did you put it on the internet? You just told thousands more people than he would have and being anonymous doesn't really change the fact that you gave information that you intended to keep to yourself.
SiraSiemens 21
why... i don't even.... isn't that a funny joke? is it insensitve, offensive or something?
Brandon9812 2
Nice to see that abortion is still treated like it's no big deal. Further down the worm hole of desensitization, dejection, and depravity. What will become of morality and ethics?
Thomas Mundy 5
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Congratulations on your first murder. You must be very proud..