Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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chris_mates 18
High five to your boyfriend for a fantastic joke!
I_Like_Boobs 14
sometimes the best way to help accept a tough decision is to laugh about it plus it's a really clever joke so I don't think you should over react
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Comments (132)
HereNReady 13
He's probably twice as mad now that you got to tell it to thousands of people and he didn't
Ise_fml 6
Oh come on, OP. It seemed like an innocent joke. Unless he said it cruelly, I can't imagine he did it to hurt you. He probably wanted to see you smile :) Look on the bright side of things.
Thelonelydino 14
Or you could have just sucked it up and not had an abortion and dealt with the situation that was made by you and your boyfriend. Your punishing someone else's life because you decided to open your legs.... what a shame.
hacksaw246 24
Why did they have to get rid of the "you deserved it" button? This is definitely not a "this could've happened to me" moment.
MarkGaus 12
Abortion is murder where is the ydi button?
DobbyGotPwnt 8
Murderer.
skottyp 6
you should have replied with "Don't kid yourself!"
randomusername00 5
Well now he doesn't have to tell anyone the joke since you told the world here :)
TWayne95 13
You won't let him tell anyone the joke but you get to post it on here and tell thousands. That's not very fair
InfiniteSunshine 32
This is anonymous, the real world isn't. Him telling jokes to other people and their friends has no anonymity and could come with intense criticism and ruined relationships.
darwinav13 2
Incoming overzealous religious nuts ranting about how abortion is wrong.