Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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chris_mates 18
High five to your boyfriend for a fantastic joke!
I_Like_Boobs 14
sometimes the best way to help accept a tough decision is to laugh about it plus it's a really clever joke so I don't think you should over react
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Comments (132)
blastingcap50 3
Well making jokes will definitely help you cope with murdering another human
kingdomgirl94 29
I must have missed the murder scene. Although, OP did mention that there was a group of cells that could be even smaller than a peanut that they had removed... Kind of like a mole. Just because it's made of cells and grows, doesn't mean it's a person. Most abortions happen well before there's any kind of thought or consciousness happening in the embryo.
deadpony 5
good joke you have a funnie boyfriend
rosslynch553 16
Abortion is murder
InfiniteSunshine 32
If someone needs one of my organs to survive, and I refuse to give my consent for them to use my body to sustain their life, is that murder? It isn't, is it? Well then this isn't murder either. Everyone has bodily autonomy, and the way this works is no one can force you into giving your body and its parts to help someone else. The fetus relies on the woman, it is her body that's being used and affected. So she's the one who gets the say on whether or not she gives consent to having is used, even with a fetus growing inside her. If she withdraws this consent, then she has every right to stop the fetus from using HER BODY to sustain itself, and that is not murder.
C8H18 33
*Removal of a parasite.
seichan 7
So are you saying being mature is being serious all the time? FYI, being mature means not telling everyone that joke you really really want to say because someone told you to keep it a secret.
seichan 7
My comment above is for #4 by the way
RapperAdapter84 3
When I was 16 I took a girlfriend to get an abortion. My best friend drove us there, while she was getting the procedure done my friend and I were in the waiting room talking about how we were worried about her. This lady sitting next to me said "don't worry she'll be fine I get this done all the time." oook lol
C8H18 33
WOW! That's what we call a slow learner.
ClitasaurusRex 3
Baby killer
KayDee29 31
I'm so glad he made that joke. That is hilarious. All jokes aside though, my thoughts are with you guys right now. Even if it was a planned abortion and wanted by both parties, it's never easy. You guys definitely made the right choice, no matter what anyone says.
will968 15
His sense of humour shows he can adapt well to a difficult situation, so it's a good thing in ways...
SassyGirl00013 2
That joke makes me think he would have been a good dad lol