Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
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Top comments
chris_mates 18
High five to your boyfriend for a fantastic joke!
I_Like_Boobs 14
sometimes the best way to help accept a tough decision is to laugh about it plus it's a really clever joke so I don't think you should over react
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Comments (132)
aintnochillbihh_ 5
Lmao
LARC_UoGuelph 9
Just have him stick it in your pooper.
blastingcap50 3
Your disgust me, shouldn't have murdered your child, maybe think before you screw around
CaptDanielle 12
Abortion is wrong. Child got the punishment for their parents mistake.
bigred34 3
I'm surprised that you're angry about the joke and not the fact you just murdered a child.
jk_waks23 19
Pulling out is the most unsafe and unreliable method. Also the "precum " contains enough sperms to get your lady pregnant ! Make a wise choice,wear a condom !
that_guy31 12
actually funny
laden_swallow09 35
Nuh-uh! That was a funny joke!
sadblufly 18
I expected a lot of "HOW DARE YOU GET AN ABORTION" comments but I'm really glad that nobody has done that. I understand how difficult that situation is and I respect you for being able to make it, because I'm not sure I could be able to. In hindsight your boyfriend was probably trying to lighten the mood a bit, but I hope he continues to support you and be there for you.
DoomedGemini 38
Fortunately, FML is pretty good at removing terrible comments. Unfortunately there's people like that everywhere, but the mods here seem great.
hacksaw246 24
So basically only opinions that coincide with the moderators should be allowed? Let's all run to our safe spaces while we're at it.
Ley135 20
I don't think disagreeing with abortion makes you a terrible person. I also don't think standing up for that belief makes you a terrible person. Everyone has a right their opinion.
SuperVegeta_fml 3
well if he ofc he would be supportive it's his fault
hoosierholla 17
I have no clue what you're trying to say.