drugdealersgf
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Bnewlove
Surrey, Canada
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Anonymous
Muskegon, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
GetOutOfMyHouseLoser
United States
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
hopeless
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Jean
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
dracer
United States
I'm not worthy
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
WTF
Bloomington, United States
Down in the dumps
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Anonymous
Gobble gobble
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML
explanations
Des Plaines, United States
High times
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
Normally I'd make a joke, but I'm willing to sell him a totally legit looking drug dealer license for only a couple payments of $989. You aren't going to find prices to beat that, OP. It will need to be renewed. Weekly.
potatocouch 16
It troubles me that he doesn't want to pick a more stable career, like "testing" the drugs.
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Comments (37)
Pandasarekool 3
Legit could be happening to me
914smv 18
oh what was your answer OP?
caseyface1123 15
Not telling you how to live your life, but I think it might be time to give some serious thought about the relationship.
Hippo_Holiday 19
You might wanna start distancing from him
baby4mommy 27
Did you tell him you had decided upon a lucrative career as a DEA informant?
saffy66 34
Maybe it's a joke - I regularly raise eyebrows telling friends and colleagues I'm going to visit my drug dealer. After all, my pharmacist does sell me drugs - prescription drugs.
Unlucky1232 20
considering i know , hell I'm related to drug dealers i can already tell by this little information he doesn't have what it takes. Drug dealers know how to shut the **** up.
xx000o 27
I hope you told your boyfriend with complete confidence that it's time to say goodbye.
danihammer 4
In all seriousness, get out, now. I've dated someone who turned out to be a drug dealer and it's not fun. You may love him but when someone's about that life, things get can really scary really quick. Please think about your future.
jbivens1992 17
That's not a career choice...you can't exactly put that shit on your resume for the future (eventually he will need a REAL job). I feel for you OP, that's ridiculous. I mean go on and sell if you want...I guess someone has to but there's no reason you can't have a legit job as well.