By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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StickyPickles 33

A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it

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Creed_Aprooved 12

he is saying it likes bones in its mouth

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AkBunny907 18

So your ****** may or may not have dog breath..I'd get that checked out!

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jtfrisch 22

I mean vaginas are probably equally dirty

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fashionbug9880 22

Vaginas are actually quite clean. They clean themselves just like eyes, but are quite sensitive to things that may throw off their pH balance.

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wickedhyype 17

Well, depending his knowledge of animal biology, it could be a compliment or an insult

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samuelreza 9

dog's mouths naturally contain antiseptic so if your boyfriend possesses intelligence it's a compliment. otherwise fyl op

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Mynamewontfi 40

Some dogs eat shit and their own puke, does your ****** do that too? If so, you probably have to get that checked out.

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buddy560 10

A dogs mouth is actually one of the cleanest on this planet, alot cleaner than our mouths.

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bigred6693 12

Seriously wondering why you took the time to correct everyone on this...

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fakedsincerity 32

I was thinking the same #68. Especially when you have to wait for the anti-flood filter inbetween comments. Must have taken ages to correct everyone and then have no one care.

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sirrubberduckie 35

I didn't have to wait at all. I'm not sure what you're referring to. Perhaps it's different since I'm using the app. And to your point, I decided if everyone else was going to say stupid things that were wrong, over and over, I'd say stupid things that were right, over and over.

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Rebles 15

I for one applaud his commitment. As it seems that many people are quite mistaken and this long disproven urban myth just keeps getting retold again and again. Godspeed you, good sir.

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OrganicSistah 17

I hope it doesn't smell like a dog's mouth.

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WOTAN1488 24

They're usually pretty clean, unless they've been eating other dog's shit...or any other shit for that matter.

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Silverfeathery 21

Well, a dogs mouth is supposedly cleaner than a humans.

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Abhimanyu 14

No, that's a myth. Google it.

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