Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
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mattc1213 12
Who knows these days!
StickyPickles 33
A dog's mouth is full of bacteria just like any other damp wet space. . Google it
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DarkCvengence 15
dogs mouths are supposed to be extremely clean in terms of bacteria and stuff
kirbsyeahbabe 8
Supposedly dogs have the cleanest mouths in the world, good on ya!! But yes they're dirty as hell.