Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Bipolar much?
MisterEx 28
OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?
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Comments (126)
SystemofaBlink41 27
...In the ****?
TogeBara 12
Throughout history mankind has always had a fascination with death and many things related to it. Explore why he wants to experience death. It is probably less of a suicide/depression issue and more of a curiosity thing.
Aquaman911 18
bipolar on the playground call that mood swings
mindy12182 17
Sounds like he was tripping on something!
kparker88 6
drugs are bad..... Mkay
BlueHairedChick 13
At this rate it sounds like he will experience it much sooner than anticipated.
savannabrooks17 12
That's.. Interesting.
tuffykat 8
he's planning to kill you, beware if he takes out a life insurance policy after you have his brood!!
horrorforlife 4
It'll be ok I promise :)
IconicFML 9
He knows it's a one time experience right?