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By Anon - 26/06/2014 04:03 - United States - Middletown

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

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By bummer.. - 02/03/2013 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML

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JMichael 25

Thursday 26 June 2014 10:19

Bipolar much?

MisterEx 28

Thursday 26 June 2014 10:57

OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?

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FrankHotpants 31

Thursday 26 June 2014 18:44

Marriage should be taken seriously, this guy can't even figure out if he wants to live or not.

RusticChick 27

Thursday 26 June 2014 19:03

Maybe he's just "man"strating right now.. or could just be bipolar. Who knows?

RusticChick 27

Thursday 26 June 2014 19:03

Maybe he's just "man"strating right now.. or could just be bipolar. Who knows?

iboard555 16

Thursday 26 June 2014 19:34

He needs help! Lol

misfitmonroe 4

Thursday 26 June 2014 19:53

Manic depression is a frustrating mess...

SiRiSpartan 12

Thursday 26 June 2014 19:57

This could go either way....

dammityou 10

Thursday 26 June 2014 20:01

well that escalated quickly

Irishguy64 1

Thursday 26 June 2014 20:16

just because he wants to experience death doesn't mean he wants to die... just means he wants a near death experience

fieraislife 12

Thursday 26 June 2014 20:44

Drugs or what

andiesaur 18

Thursday 26 June 2014 21:04

Okay either two things happened here... You turned him down and he just couldn't handle it or he was very, very drunk.

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