Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Bipolar much?
MisterEx 28
OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?
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Comments (126)
LennyComa 39
Mkay, He should speak to someone about that.
TheKingKen 22
Well, that escalated quickly.
A07 48
Maybe he just realized what he'd said.
titandesu 14
or maybe he hadn't met her kids beforehand
BSnapZ 21
#36 the FML could be interpreted as either (a) he wants to have babies with her, in which case your comment is ridiculous; or (b) she has kids at the moment and he wants to step into the father role for them, in which case there is no way he would get that far into a relationship and make that kind of commitment without having met them, in which case your comment is ridiculous. Either way, your comment is ridiculous.
titandesu 14
was really tired while making that comment i agree it makes no sense and apologize to the good people of fml for this :P
DriAA7 17
Never a dull moment with this guy. Nice job!
91hayek 31
Before and after ****** right here: La Petite Mort.
Adam5858 17
hopefully he doesnt want to bring the familly to experience it aswell
crushcrusher 33
he's just so pumped about the future.
ConstantlyAnna 8
Yep, he's a keeper!
Vagitarian1 10
Marriage: A fate worse than death.
SK8WITME 19
Wow, I don't think you must be that bad of a girlfriend