Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 690

You deserved it 9 748

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 698

You deserved it 13 306

By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 359

You deserved it 4 617

By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 286 075

You deserved it 68 251

Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 013

You deserved it 15 203

The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 013

You deserved it 967

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 325

You deserved it 48 698

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 022

You deserved it 14 604

Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 239

You deserved it 42 528

Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 335

You deserved it 8 510

What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 519

You deserved it 1 499

cynima 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:03

It's the logical next step.

OGReaper 2

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:15

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

Comments

aero180 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 4:58

In soviet Russia anal does you!

SilentBlinx 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 5:16

You should have said "Sure, you first." then pull out a self fun toy and tell him to bend over. that should do it unless he does it... then run.

texas_nemo 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 6:33

anal is greaaatttttt soooooo tight , feels so good! and it is more humiliating to the girl ! what more could u ask for? just bend over bitch!

richp 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 8:11

well do you?

erlend 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 12:46

I don't see this as a FML really.. Him saying he loves you = WIN! Anal = WIN! Both things in sentences short after eachother = Jackpot!

ccovey 2

Thursday 22 April 2010 4:24

You should have already done anal. He shouldn't have to ask for it. You should have given that up to him in the beginning of the very beginning.

JonathanG_fml 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 7:37

hahaha nice!! wanna try the pooltable??

wtsyrfce 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 8:51

bumer

wednesdeyy 5

Friday 23 April 2010 4:46

That's cute. :3

xsoooxkrazyx 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 9:27

well...he did i say " I love you" before he asked....

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 170

You deserved it 2 882

Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 130

You deserved it 3 339

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 993

You deserved it 30 128

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 370

You deserved it 6 256

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 374

You deserved it 2 575

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 679

You deserved it 5 485