Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

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Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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Top comments

cynima 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:03

It's the logical next step.

OGReaper 2

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:15

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

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ljsimons 0

Monday 26 April 2010 20:35

Haven't you heard? The ass is the new ******!

angrynegro7 16

Tuesday 27 April 2010 0:03

You ain't gonna shit right for a week!

Goldenapples 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 18:32

So how did it go?

kramyer 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 7:28

did you do it it's nice I did manytimes with if my ex and new gf they love it me 2 :)

Jay_JWLH 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 14:22

Something to remember your "ex" from.

WhyDoBubblesPop 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 9:00

I'm kinda scared to try anal when I'm married because I have heard of the deadly "Pink Sock" and I know what that is and its really gross. If you'll look it up try to convince him that you don't want to. Unless you want to you know its your desicion.

anthony99 14

Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:54

What a charmer

me_sanchez 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 7:43

hahaha

natilie69 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:04

on me it does haha your cute ;)

animosiity 0

Monday 4 October 2010 14:13

first!! and ouch i wonder witch is more painful! haha

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