Tara115
Courtenay, Canada
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
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Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
mistreated mistress
The Bridges of Madison County 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML
Anonymous
Jerusalem, Israel
Different life goals
Today, my boyfriend of almost 3 years told me he wants kids, specifically a biological child with me. When we started dating, I told him that I didn't want kids and he said the same, but now he's changed his mind. I haven't. I love him and will probably lose him because of this. FML
Anonymous
Minden, Canada
Family man
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Anonymous
Aberdare, United Kingdom
Don't tempt me
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
helenablitz
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Breaking news
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Anonymous
Under pressure
Today, I told my boyfriend of five months that it's time he stopped fighting for custody with his baby mama, and to start focusing more on my kids, whom he said he would take responsibility for. He responded by telling me to pack my things, saying we should all leave. FML
Anonymous
Canberra, Australia
But my grandbabiiiiiiiies
Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML
Anon
Middletown, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
K3you
United States
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML
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ManiBoo 23
That is so dumb. Sorry: (
sunshine41196 12
why did you have kids with that man :o
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cksmith51 14
No offense, but I have a feeling it was a joke, it just doesn't sound believable
catharsis5 9
You do mean your ex-boyfriend right? If he's not man enough to be responsible for his own kids, then your children don't deserve him.
ImaginaryPerson 21
That's what u get for having kids are with an asshole.But hey mistakes happen. I feel sorry for the kids paying for the mistakes.
sassy2085 16
This sounds like the old adage why buy the cow when you get the milk for free. BTW This is purely metaphorical.
JohnTheLad 13
He shouldn't think.
joeyl2008 29
My sister wanta to set me up with a girl who already has a kid. My granfma said she shouldn't cause it is wromg for me to join a "premade" family. I guess she forgot that my sister isn't her biological granddaughter
Neckyl 6
I don't think you should marry him because he's a douchy idiot.
howdoilogin 9
To be entirely honest there is truth in his words.
Witchylady 17
Your boyfriend is an idiot. Dump his ass.
lifesuxxxsc 5
leave that loser! I'm sure you deserve better!