Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my boyfriend because he decided to run over my foot with his new fancy bike. I think my foot's broken. We can't afford the bike, much less the ER bill with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work. When I stepped back, my ankle rolled and my fat ass landed on it with my foot sideways under me. Now I’m in a boot for 6 weeks and have 6 weeks of physical therapy ahead of me. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
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Top comments
arano 29
HULK SMASH!
thejonac 21
nonetheless, A for Effort for your boyfriend
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Comments (55)
laden_swallow09 35
Hey, you said you wanted it hard!
Miss_Whipped 43
Yeah, almost as hard as you just tried to be funny.
Sweetmia 3
#15 You're always rude. chill dude. lol
Miss_Whipped 43
I don't have time to sugarcoat things when I want to point something out. Yes, that can come off as rude. Basically people will jump to just about everybody's defense because they want to feel good about themselves. Case in point, #18.
apineapple 40
At least he tried.
ShortieRose 30
I bet you have a bone to pick with him!
ourtneyc 14
oh my gosh I can't believe he had the strength to actually break something! I hope you're alright now
worldclassrager 41
Maybe he should take some massaging lessons...
conman531 23
Loves you so much that it hurts
FenHarel 9
Make it hurt so good!
IssacB 14
That's just the pinky toe, though, right? just curious
Soparot 29
If it were the pinky toe it would be considered a phalange. since it is metatarsal that means it must be a bone in her actual foot. Not a toe and not quite up to the ankle. Hope that helped!
TJJOE 15
I imagine that it would be very very hard to break the metatarsal bones by hand accidentally. OP probably had micro fractures in her metatarsals due to running, this happens a lot and weakens the bone. This is probably why it broke.
FenHarel 9
I figured that was why.
Coolhwip92 8
This comment made me bust out laughing at work and I got a couple weird looks lol.
corky1992 33
At least he listened to what you said lol
PsychicBulwark 4
That's a pretty ******* weak attempt at solace.