Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my boyfriend because he decided to run over my foot with his new fancy bike. I think my foot's broken. We can't afford the bike, much less the ER bill with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work. When I stepped back, my ankle rolled and my fat ass landed on it with my foot sideways under me. Now I’m in a boot for 6 weeks and have 6 weeks of physical therapy ahead of me. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
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Top comments
arano 29
HULK SMASH!
thejonac 21
nonetheless, A for Effort for your boyfriend
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Comments (55)
boxergirl1054 16
That must hurt!!:/
flyerpretender 3
Bae, not too hard!!! Said no-girl EVER.... Well, until now.. :p
hoosiergirl94 31
You asked and he delivered
feeloona 18
Get better soon :)
imbloodyawesome 1
"Have you ever given a foot massage? -Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ******' master." Foot massages always make me think about Pulp Fiction.
PsychicBulwark 4
New topic: did you already have a hairline fracture or did he break it?
FenHarel 9
I don't really know what I'm talking about, but to me it sounds like her foot already had a weakness or something. For instance, horses with navicular can be treated by easing the pressure off that bone. if it wasn't being hit, and then he massaged it maybe that broke what was already weakened.
christopherwilli 14
Well at least he tries
kmonda 15
It was probably a stress fracture, but the pressure is what fully fractured it.
Ninjerman 7
Is your boyfriend a cyborg by any chance?