Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
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Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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Top comments
neenersm 5
Then you, my dear, wear way too much makeup.
riley873 21
Tbh, you both deserve it. How is this even possible 😱
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Comments (16)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
This is another reason I don't wear makeup. But come on, who wears so much makeup that they're unrecognizable without it? That's nuts.
alicelouise66 5
good god. if he couldn't recognize you then that's your first clue you're wearing way way too much makeup. gross. ydi
paranoidaf 7
your bf sounds like an idiot