Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
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Top comments
CueTheMusic 22
He can still marry you, but you don't get the hassle of changing your name on driving licence, bank cards etc. That's brilliant!
tabbydionysis 18
"You know that means I can't kiss you, because we have the same last name and that would be incest"
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Comments (149)
starbucks_girl 6
I hope you're not related (jk), he should still marry you if that's what you want.
winchestinalock 21
Well he should marry her if that's what he wants too
kaytasha 18
Having the same last name is not sufficient reason not to get married, it will just ease the need to do a change of name and other documentation related issues.
kfamazing 10
Hyphen your name to make things better
Mauskau 36
Smith-Smith!
foxwasalamb 24
Schmidt-Schmidt
MisterEx 28
Princess consuela banana hammock.
cryssycakesx3 23
Crap Bag
sometimessam 16
Half these don't even have hyphens. You missed the point guys.
FilbertMoo 11
It seems to me it would be more convenient to get married with the same last name. Looks like he is searching for a reason not to commit.
blackonblight 33
Have fun explaining to him that there's more to a marriage than the surname change, all those legal benefits and such.
2i1337i2iscore 13
People hide behind the strangest logic
fsomelife 26
Plot twist: you live in a Mexican soap opera. Somewhere in the first 100-200 episodes right about now. It's about to start getting intense.
ksks1234 33
So, he is her dead brother that she did not know about due to her accident that gave her amnesia. Meanwhile, Our Lady has resurrected him to seek revenge against the person that killed him. He does not know they are siblings since he is technically dead, and dead people do not have memories?
Liiiiiiiiike 15
He's not a keeper. But I can see his point. Which is totally not a good point at all. Most men just don't want to get married . Good luck.
TheAbstract 15
And there isn't a damn thing wrong with not wanting to get married. Sure, some people have commitment issues, but there's also the entire legal process that is such an obscene hassle. Don't be such a dink, man. If anything, OPs man-toy could have been cracking a joke.
mld4657 28
your boyfriend sounds kind of lame.. I think it would be cool to be dating and have the same last name
worldclassrager 41
Well you have been trying out his last name for your entire life...still marriage wouldn't be a bad idea