Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked Twister. FML
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sisteresss 12
Did she ask to compare ****?
theboss3469 4
I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?
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Comments (246)
mejiiaa 0
LMAO. tell him to grow balls
a6h311h0und 1
some ppl just cant. its sad rly..
bluebird0020 2
You're dating a complete bitch. I apologize for the cruelty, but someone had to say it. I'm sorry for your misfortune.
iloveeyouuxD 9
Awkward
im_bored_tired 12
what the hell? what a pussy!
AnagenisisZagus 13
Meow.
im_bored_tired 12
lmao.
BabbiiLovvee 0
At least a cactus didn't fall on your face :p
x_messyjessy_x 0
Oh lol I love it :) Why did the girl fall off her bike???
itsbritneybixchh 0
Past Fml reference! #fmladdict
fail8 0
Orr on your pussy
bitchslapped22 14
If you're on a bed at least you can cover up with a blanket
intothecrypt 3
Come on people, be creative, use the walls, get off the bed for a change. Even in the window! And there would be curtains if you must cover up...
ImOnEverything 0
It's natural this is the mating process of a lil bitch
hotpinkpepsi 6
wtf is that real?
brookig 10
Seriously? FYL!
thecranewife 0
**** yea this is funny
DarkHelmet 10
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urapussy554 1
u are a *****! LOL
canucks92 0
lock the doors!
dandawg69 0
Awesome. :)