Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Mortified
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Privacy
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Nobody's fooled
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
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sisteresss 12
Did she ask to compare ****?
theboss3469 4
I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?
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Comments (246)
DavidsGirl80 0
Sounds like he's not mature enough to be having sex in the first place!
cetlawizard 15
How about....you're too young to be doing that in the 1st place, so knock off ******* ******* for guys so you don't get knocked up & wait til you're both old enough not to run crying like the babies that you both still are?
mizzblondey1313 7
u don't even no how old they r
neongurl98 10
Thats why teenagers shouldn't have sex! Mommies dont like that!
meintx 9
Wow, mom should've walked away and let you and him get dressed and stuff without just standing there. She already stopped the fun. Lol But then again you shouldn't have been banging it out with the chance of her coming home.
sanjm3 0
Hi wanna chat i wanna get 2 know u a bit better
FMLsOhilarious 6
What a noob, he starting crying? lol. Too funny.
22cute 17
you need to atop dating children
Igor_g5 0
Your boyfriend is a WUSS. Need to start lookin someplace else.
aztaroth_fml_fml 0
you need a real man that is not ur pussyfriend aka crybaby or aka mamasboy.
WildGirl65 0
when your BF gets out of the bathroom, I'd tell him to call ya back when he grows a pair!
loovemylife 7
he sounds like a keeper! oh wait...