Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
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Top comments
firechildredhead 0
Oh hell no! That is not right. Tell her to keep her nose where it belongs: out of your decisions! FYL. About the mother. Congrats on the baby.
FFML_314 12
Go take a seat in that booth and don't speak for the remainder of the decade. You are getting ahead of yourself and forcing me to lash out.
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Comments (54)
mrahhhhh 21
I see what you're trying to do there. But abortion is sometimes necessary. If you don't believe me I could send you a message with the name of a disease that is so horrible babies with it are aborted to stop their intense pain before it ever begins. Not to mention your more run of the mill diseases like cancer and AIDS. I can't put it here because it would **** up anyone who views up that isn't prepared. I shit you not, it drastically pushed me into becoming an atheist, as I can't believe any God(s) would allow this disease to exist. I'm ******* serious here.
Argwanael 3
I think people like you shouldn't even comment, I mean how can you say things like that when you should know how hard it is to reach the conclusion that you can not keep the baby? You are obviously lying because if you indeed had an abortion, you wouldn't say things like that, and I'd rather think you are a liar than a b******.
Luckysam1984 0
I am on a cell phone, not a computer so it wont let me reply. And I know how to put a condom on a man and to check if he has put one on properly. I recieved my depo shot every three months like clock work.