Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
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Top comments
firechildredhead 0
Oh hell no! That is not right. Tell her to keep her nose where it belongs: out of your decisions! FYL. About the mother. Congrats on the baby.
FFML_314 12
Go take a seat in that booth and don't speak for the remainder of the decade. You are getting ahead of yourself and forcing me to lash out.
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Comments (54)
mrahhhhh 21
If you're a fan of Phyrric (I can't spell that right. but frankly don't care to check) victory and have Hannibal (historical Hannibal or fictional Hannibal ok) level planning skills, somehow alter the results to make her husband be the father :) . That or tell the bitch to **** off. Your choice.
thecrazyasian 3
condoms aren't that expensive you know...
carathemermaid 3
How sad for you and the baby. You have my sympathy.
oiozzy 0
thats great for her but you can tell her it's ok you can confirm that she's not the father
JocelynKaulitz 28
Take it to the Maury Show and call him outtt!
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
She's probably just looking out for her son's best interest... although not in the best way. Hopefully he won't be swayed by what she tells him.
Mirorbo 27
Umm...darlings? Seriously, calm down. Who's to say OP and her boyfriend WANT the child and the boyfriend's mother is just a paranoid and controlling harpy? And in this age, it's not that rare for couples to have children out of wedlock and still be a loving family long term.
Luckysam1984 0
Birth control does not always work. My first child was the depo baby. The one im expecting now is the patch baby. And yes we used condoms.
FFML_314 12
I can't imagine someone getting pregnant while on birth control AND using condoms. I do, however, know a lot of girls that say this to make it seem like they're somehow responsible.
Luckysam1984 0
Birth control IS NOT ALWAYS RELIABLE.
Luckysam1984 0
First of all it happens all the time. Second I have been on birth control since I was 17 due to horribly painful periods. Birth control DOES FAIL. I have never in my life had unprotected sex until I was ALREADY PREGNANT with my second child. So stfu.
FFML_314 12
FIRST OF ALL, calm down, Chief. Second of all, I don't think it happens "all the time." If used properly, the Depo-Provera shot is more than 99% accurate and condoms are, for men, if used properly, 98% effective. For women, if used properly, are 95% effective. Third of all, learn to use the reply button and learn to properly use all forms of birth control. BTW, obviously there is a small chance that you can get pregnant while being on birth control, but I'm more than 95% sure that you're full of shit.
Dreamer5393 21
Actually it's more common than you think. I've known lots of people who used 2 different birth control methods including myself and still ended up pregnant and yes we used them correctly.