Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
skeezle 0
creative man ha
mrkhan17 8
lol wtf thts original
dansco 25
Quid pro quo! You get a ring, he gets a bj lol. He obviously sees you as a piece of ass that he has sex with... Hope you ripped it off and said no! lol As for the ring on his ****, what was too small? Your finger or his ****?
MeatSucks777 0
what's was too small the ring or his dick?
VladAlex 0
the ring or his ****?
weels6 0
have fun explaining THAT to your kids.
elisesavestheque 0
wow, i just noticed how men act so immature and gross.
emodude44 0
His penis or the ring?
xMyazXtr3me 0
it's gonna be fun when your future daughter asked how daddy proposed.
USMC_SUPPORTER 0
his penis or the ring???? lmao