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Angel1000168 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

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Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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fruitloop1221 1

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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Wouldn't balls be to big for the ring as well??? Thats dissapointing :/ I wouldn't say yes if I had to look forward to tiny parts for the rest of my life .....

"tiny parts" thats sooooo funny! LOL

WTF!!!!!!!!! I thought I had heard it all, LOL

now you have a **** ring. congrats!

was the ring to small or his dick???

LoonyPheebs 0

Ambiguous. Was he referring to the ring or his penis?

piercedpeace 0

I feel bad that you wasted ANY time with someone like that. What a joke.

living103 0

well isn't he romantic *sarcasm*

the ring or the penis?

the ring or the penis?

RedPillSucks 33

@216 I hope he was stupid enough to use duct tape and she can have fun ripping the tape off his balls.