Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
Bella_is_my_name 4
aweh, I think that's cute
bayoubottom 3
holly kangaroos how did the ring fit on his balls
badplan1 0
must have smalls balls or u must have some big ugly paws
sereid16 0
It's not saying he stuck it around his balls, it's saying he stuck it to them. Just saying.
gerble 0
The penis or ring?
kevpple 0
I was having a bad day before I read this thank u op I feel a lot better
derskittles 5
Yeah..... I think I would have just said no...
0h_Boy 26
That would've made for one HELL of a cockring!
insomniac8400 13
how tiny are his nuts
stoufferjj 6
Please tell me you said no.