Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
okevin 0
sadly enough I don't think he's that into u. I think he just wanted to put the ring by his junk! sorry :(
cooldude009 1
lol say no
premierjuggalowa 0
where do you live i must meet ur husband!!!! hes a ****** genius!!!! I MUST SHAKE HIS HAND!!! xD
madamsatine2008 0
lol!!
MistyLazuli 0
Lol what a romantic story to tell r children!
jayz9 0
A JERK boyfriend, u have!
icanhazblivions 1
oh my god did you say yes?!
starreyes988 0
epic that mans a keeper
himeeho 2
Which was to small his dick or the ring? Lol! I hope for your sake it was the ring
FlyPhoenix 0
WTF?! Are you serious..I hope you said HELL NO!
Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
breakless1 17
good God, thank the lord you broke it off with that dick!