Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
jas0113 0
LOL
kaitlinthecutie 0
I want your man! haha I'd so say yes that's hilarious and awesome:)
Sparkiee93 3
You've got a hopeless romantic on your hands there.
JennyRaye25 0
classy! jk that really sucks- lose the dude.
jpickachu 0
I hope the ring was the "smaller" component there.
sueannpalma 7
umm ok how big is ur ring finger that he can fit his balls in to a ring
d0gl0ver16 0
did you accept?!
66mustangrocks 4
wow what a doushbag...wat did u say?
jmcwuzup 7
His penis was too small for the ring obviously.
keeganstandifird 0
How was his dick too small but not his balls?