Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
What_Exactly 0
he's got to have some balls to pull a stunt like that.
TheRealLori 0
Too small? His teeny peeny or the ring?
pieceofmyheart 0
some guy
sammy259 3
did u still say yes
Dez31396 0
wwhat was too small? the ring or his penis??? lmao
dennislogston 0
Say no to the blow-job and yes to marry him ;) his plan would crash and burn!
bobleheadNS 0
wait, so he managed to put his ballsack THROUGH the hole in the ring? or did he just like tape it to them???
sayHellotomyKitt 0
I personally think it's kinda hott. but then again, I think like a man.
rogerover 19
you're kinda hott
rogerover 19
you're kinda hott!
HarryZ_fml 2
he knew that would be the last ******** he would ever get. married life == no oral.
truehitman2010 0
you missheard him his original plan was to put it on his penis but the ring was to big