Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
lulu1959 0
ha, I hope to hell you said NO way, to the proposal and the ********! What an a-hole!!
vetraykint 0
didn't need to stick the ring on his penis dumbass
luv959 0
haha I'm sorry no one really deserves that kinda proposal not a great story to tell friends and family huh haha
meowcat_1 0
So I assume it's the ring and not his dick (hopefully) that was too small.
kento111221 0
did u said yes?
lifesuckbro_fml 7
the man sounds smart
madamsatine2008 0
classic lol!! I would soooo say yes!! that's my kinda man!
taelorrae011 0
wow what a pig.
vettle 6
wow obviously she was taking about the ring being too small. how would a penis being too small to hold a ring make any sense at all?
sjcluvslbm 0
WTF???