Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Anonymous
United States
Romance is dead
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
undanya__four
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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enonymous 9
He had me at STFU bitch and put it on
ximeldax 0
hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.
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Comments (384)
3m0_xD 14
: well, he sure isn't the romantic type...
sammy_kayy 0
omg my boyfriend would SO do that! he asked me out by saying "so are we gonna date now?"... u should toss it back and tell him u wont wear it till he gets down on one knee and does it right!
lulzmylife 4
So...you said no, right? I've never understood why so many people are apparently A-OK with dating rude assholes. *scratches head*
looptyloop98 5
:D Being Subtle FTW!
datfatjunkii 1
awh what a sweetheart. I bet it took him ages to think that romantic proposal up. -.-
fmlmaster241 0
awwwe that sucks:( I feel bad for u!!! but at least ur engaged now!!! :)
hippie_lover123 6
i actually think thts sorta cute..
MrKentucky 1
Say yes, pawn the ring, divorce his ass. :)
ceatsouth 0
wow what an asshole
BelleCharmante 7
Toss it back, point at his rectum, and say, 'Here, honey - stick this in there.'