Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "No" and now won't pick up my calls. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
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ciarafox9 9
Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..
ariannaimelda 7
Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!
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Comments (79)
imsoboss91 5
Maybe he was asleep when you called?
ramboman19 8
If it was to the point of him proposing, leave a message or text explaining what happened. He will understand if he loves you to the point of proposing.
FYLDeep 26
Now the moment you'll remember forever is the one you'll want to forget.
PotatoBlankey39 2
I really hope everything works out! It could be worse. At least you didn't die ;-)
RadPenny 6
...not yet.
sinking_fish 12
18- that won't happen until the wedding :p
SpeshulK 0
I don't see you saying it's a yes either... Suspicious..
iRuleUdrool 4
He just left you there? And you want to apologize? .... Geez
anzie_fml 9
Maybe they were at a Christmas party with the family, he proposed, she fainted, and he got upset and left. If he actually left her somewhere alone, this FML would be worded a little differently. That's just my opinion...
xStaciexLynnx 15
Don't really think that's an excuse. If you care about someone and they pass out you should stay with them until they wake up again so you know they're okay...
marissamay25 3
Tough brake.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*break
xSonic 9
No no, Brake was right. He meant brake because their relationship was a beautiful vehicle moving and then STOP. It's like something hit the brakes.
ifuckmonsters 5
No, it would be break. Their relationship broke apart, so it would be a break. Get it? Hence the term "break-up."
Kukua 5
Sarcasm-detection FAIL.
RadPenny 6
Aw, that's sad :(
lostfaithinpppl 19
Who the hell faints from excitement???
BenignSociopath 10
People with lives far more exciting than yours, it seems. Or with much more fragile temperments. Obviously she did; don't nitpick.
blueflare21 3
He most likely took you somewhere safe afterwards and got wasted with his friends. Just give it a few hours.